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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:32
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Still no good.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance